It's not every day you get to work for a genuine TV celebrity is it? I should be thankful.nn"I know you're a Neanderthal without a brain, but do you think we could please finish this section today?"nnShe's probably been ordering the scum about all her life. Sounds like it. I'm not too sure what a Neanderthal is. I don't reckon it was a compliment though. She's going to find out a bit later on how much brains I've got. Maybe a bit more than her. Posh cow.nn"I'll do my very best ma'am"nn"You do, of course, know what you're doing? Do I need to fetch some paper and a crayon and draw some pictures for you?"nn"No thank you, ma'am".nnFair play. I was lucky to get community service, very lucky. Even being here getting treated like shit by Lady NastyBitch is still preferable to going down again. Sometimes there isn't much in it though. Still, if she gets on the phone to that fucking copper, I will go down. And we both know it. When you see her on telly every night, you'd never know what an horrible cow she is.

That. was. it! nnMy roommate had made me agree not to bring women home when we signed for the town house and she had agreed not to bring home any men. But the first thing I heard when I opened the door after work today was the soft moans of a female. I knew that sound all too well. I had lost my girlfriend because of that damned rule and I was going to kill someone before I let my roommate break it. nnI stormed up the stairs, throwing my jacket down to the floor and cursing under my breath but as I stepped onto the second floor I stopped. It hit me like a ton of bricks. That wasn't my roommate. Confused and, I admit, a bit excited, I rounded the corner and stopped before the door to her bedroom. nnIt was wide open and there was a smooth, round and very bare ass in front of me. Attached to it were a pair of long slender legs and above it were the edges of shiny blonde hair. And there, on either side of that bobbing blonde head, was a pair of perfectly pedicured feet. I nearly ripped the zipper out of my pants with my erection.nnI mustered every bit of anger I had felt when I first opened the front door and spoke in the harshest tones I could manage. "What in the fuck do you think you're doing?" nnShe slowly turned her head and tilted her body around until she was staring me in the eyes and just smiled. Her fingers never stopped pulsing in and out of that wet pussy in front of her and her mouth glistened as she slowly licked her lips. "Welcome Home," she purred and then turned back to the task at hand.

I knew Emma, our next-door neighbour since kinder garden. She and her family live in the apartment next to us since we were kids, so we went to the same kinder garden, primary and secondary school together. Around the age of 12 though, Emma has started getting proportions and became as fat as a cow. As I was started to get interested in girls at that time, she fell off my list straight away. So we stayed as simple classmates, who live close to each other and walk to and from school together. We both went to the same high school in the end and as it happens, took the same classes. Although we were going to school together and coming back from school together, and even though we knew each other for so long, I was trying to avoid as much as possible to be seen around her. And obviously, all the other guys used to do the same – who would want to be seen around a fat cow like her? I think she ultimately got used with the idea that she won't have a boyfriend while in high school. Sometimes I could read this in her silence on the way to school or back, and I felt a bit of pity for her. But just a quick glance at her in that moment, her big fat belly, her fat legs and her round plump face and the word "cow" would just come in my mind and all of my feelings would simply vanish.nnOne spring break, during the morning, I found myself with a massive hardon having watched a horny cunt on MTV in a very sexy video. Normally in such circumstances I'd just pop in a porn video in the VCR (I've got quite a collection well hidden in my bedroom ;-)) and wank myself silly. That day I thought I'd have a look on the net for some kinky stuff and have a wank looking at some fresh cunt. So I went to my room, to go and turn on my PC and treat my cock to some porn. As I was getting undressed, in the silence of my bedroom, I heard all of a sudden some faint moans "mmmmmm ahhhhhhhh" and some sort of blabbering that I couldn't quite understand! I froze for a second, not quite knowing whether it was for real or it just seemed to me. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 seconds and still nothing… Well, it must have just been in my head, with such a hardon and all these dirty fantasies going through my head right now I'm probably hearing things too. I haven't even finished that thought though and I hear them again. And a few seconds later again.

I was driving as carefully as I could. I was headed to a hotel to meet an old friend. We had been close years ago until he had moved away, now he was in town for a weekend and the two of us were going to spend it at his hotel room. We had fuck buddy relationship that had been quite hot. My cock was quite hard as I drove and found a parking spot in the hotel lot. I had already called to tell him I was on my way. I headed into the lobby and up the elevator to his floor.nnI remembered when we met. It was a trade conference in the city we lived in. I was just divorced and was between relationships. We started talking at a conference booth about the conference and the business. We continued the conversation through lunch and through out the afternoon as we coordinated our meeting schedules. He had a room at the hotel, as his company had a booth there and it was easier than commuting for him. Through out the day his conversation towards me had become somewhat flirtatious. And rather than being shocked that I was being flirted with by another man, I was intrigued and interested. So when he invited me up to his room after dinner I went quite willingly. nnIn the room, we both relaxed and chatted. When the topic turned toward sex, he fired up his computer and we looked at some porn sites online laying on the bed next to each other. When he moved on to a gay site and asked me if this was ok with looking at gay men, my hard cock gave away my feelings. He found pictures of naked men with hard cocks sucking and fucking each other.