Hello, there. My name is Braxton Teller. A big and tall, black-haired Irishman living in the magnificent city of Boston, Massachusetts. By day, I'm a defense attorney with Lawson, Teller & Pierce, one of the top criminal defense law firms in the Commonwealth. My beloved spouse Nikki O'Leary Teller is a stay-at-home wife. We met while she was a liberal arts student at Boston College. I briefly worked there as an adjunct teacher. This five-foot-ten, curvaceous, blonde-haired and absolutely gorgeous Irish gal from Galway is the kinkiest and most open-minded woman I know. I am really lucky. Yeah, I can honestly say that I look forward to coming home to her every evening. Today is a very special day for me. I turn the big Five-O, folks. nnI've always dreaded turning fifty. I stand six feet three inches tall, and weigh two hundred and seventy pounds. My hairline is slightly receding, and specked with gray. And lines are starting to appear at the corners of my eyes, and of my mouth. Yeah, I'm getting old. And I don't like it one bit. I teach a criminal justice class at Emerson College two days a week. And every time I step into that class, where I'm surrounded by lively young men and young women, I'm reminded that I'm an old fart.