No one knows what it's like to be me. My name is Matthew Marquis. I'm a big white guy of Jewish origin who hails from the incredibly tough and resilient town of Stoughton, in the state of Massachusetts. I was raised by my absentee father and my guilt-inducing Jewish Mama. I finally escaped from my boring household when I went to Bay State University in Boston, Massachusetts. I stayed there for two years, got my associate's degree in Travel and Hospitality Management before moving to the city of Marquis, in the state of Michigan. I enrolled at the Northern Michigan Institute of Technology, where I moved into the dormitories. I have always been a very ordinary guy. I'm not extraordinary in any way. I love Baseball. I go to college. I have a passion for cooking. I'm completely unremarkable. And I was actually a virgin at the age of twenty four, if you can believe that.nnI like women, but they never see me as anything more than Mister Nice Guy. I'm the guy with lots of female friends yet never gets laid. Some people have even wondered if I'm gay or if there's something wrong with me because of this. I'm painfully shy, and I'm not that comfortable with my body. I have a thing for skinny white women who look like Julianne Moore or Jennifer Aniston. Even though I'm a fat white guy, I don't like fat women.