It's not every day you get to work for a genuine TV celebrity is it? I should be thankful.nn"I know you're a Neanderthal without a brain, but do you think we could please finish this section today?"nnShe's probably been ordering the scum about all her life. Sounds like it. I'm not too sure what a Neanderthal is. I don't reckon it was a compliment though. She's going to find out a bit later on how much brains I've got. Maybe a bit more than her. Posh cow.nn"I'll do my very best ma'am"nn"You do, of course, know what you're doing? Do I need to fetch some paper and a crayon and draw some pictures for you?"nn"No thank you, ma'am".nnFair play. I was lucky to get community service, very lucky. Even being here getting treated like shit by Lady NastyBitch is still preferable to going down again. Sometimes there isn't much in it though. Still, if she gets on the phone to that fucking copper, I will go down. And we both know it. When you see her on telly every night, you'd never know what an horrible cow she is.