Gaping Asshole Syndrome. That's what the doctors were calling it. The malady which forever changed the face of the world and finally gave Men the upper hand in the Battle of the Sexes. If these news alarm you, they should. Let me tell you why. An epidemic of raunchy anal sex was spreading across North America. It seems that women from all walks of life were getting on all fours and spreading their butt cheeks to receive the anal probing of a lifetime, courtesy of their very willing boyfriends, fiancés and husbands. nnI watched it spread. And it frightened me. Who am I? My name is Anna Lee Uptight. I stand six feet tall, somewhat heavyset, with a cute face, large breasts, thick body, wide hips and big bottom. I have long reddish hair, porcelain skin and bright green eyes. An Irishwoman through and true. Straight from Galway, currently residing in America. I'm a big woman and proud of it and I lead the Resistance Movement, made up of women who refuse to take it up the butt and the men who love them.nnNo one knows how this epidemic got started. Since the dawn of time, anal sex had always been taboo, especially in heterosexual relationships. Porn movies exploited this and made lots of money. It was the butt of many jokes all over the place, no pun intended.