Freddie hires a Muse to help him write an Anal story.nn"Hey, Freddie, how you doin'? Long time no see."nn"Hi, Vinnie, how are you?"nn"You wanna go get a beer and catch up on what's happening in the old neighborhood."nn"Gee, Vinnie, I'd like to but I have an appointment."nn"Appointment? What'd you have a girlfriend on the side?"nn"Nah, today is my day to see my Muse."nn"Your wha?"nn"My Muse, she helps me to write."nn"So, you do have a girlfriend on the side."nn"Nah, she's just a Muse and our relationship is purely professional. I pay her for her time to help me write my stories."nn"Oh, so, what is she like a special kind of hooker for writers?"nn"Hooker? No, she's a Muse, m-u-s-e, she helps me to think and to focus my thoughts. She gives me inspiration with my writing and helps me to write my stories." I looked at Vinnie staring back at me with a blank expression. "I use her when I am writing a story that I am not too sure about.